Looking for Christian jokes for kids that are wholesome, clean, and super funny? Whether you’re teaching Sunday school, leading a church group, or just want a joyful laugh with your little ones, these jokes will have everyone saying “Amen!” with a smile.
Let’s spread the good vibes and giggles!
1. Bible Character Jokes
Best Pick: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark? Because he only had two worms!
- Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? They were told to be fruitful and multiply!
- Who was the fastest runner in the Bible? Adam — he was first in the human race!
- Why did Jonah get seasick? Because he was in deep trouble!
- Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah — he floated his stock while the world was in liquidation!
- What car did the disciples drive? A Honda, because they were all in one Accord.
- Why couldn’t Cain please God? He just wasn’t Abel.
- What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less!
- Who was the most business-savvy woman in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter — she pulled a prophet out of the water!
- What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? Floodlights!
2. Jesus Jokes
Best Pick: What kind of bread does Jesus like? Holy toast!
- What did Jesus say to the disciples when they couldn’t sleep? “Let’s turn in for the night!”
- Why did Jesus use a boat? Because He didn’t want to walk on water every time!
- How does Jesus make coffee? He brews it!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite exercise? Cross-fit!
- Why didn’t Jesus need GPS? He always followed the right path.
- What kind of fish did Jesus serve for dinner? Holy mackerel!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite snack? Loaves and fishes… with extra love!
- Why did Jesus go to the bakery? For a miracle roll!
- How did Jesus make friends? With holy kindness!
3. Sunday School Jokes
Best Pick: Why did the kid bring a ladder to Sunday school? To get closer to heaven!
- Why was the pencil sad in Sunday school? It had too many sins to erase.
- Why did the chicken go to Sunday school? To learn about the eggs-odus!
- What’s a Sunday school teacher’s favorite candy? Test-a-mints!
- Why did the student sit in the front row? To be part of the sermon on the mount!
- What did the crayon say during Bible class? I feel drawn to the Lord.
- Why did the prayer request get extra attention? It was bold and underlined!
- What game do kids play at Bible camp? Hide and go Ezekiel!
- What’s a Bible student’s favorite insect? The praying mantis!
- Why did the boy pray with his shoes on? He wanted to soul-search.
4. Church Jokes
Best Pick: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite place to be? The pew — no body to sit with!
- Why did the choir bring sunscreen? They were singing too many son-gs!
- What’s the quietest part of church? When the offering plate goes around!
- Why did the church have Wi-Fi? So people could connect with God faster.
- What’s a pastor’s favorite exercise? Sermon curls.
- Why don’t church bells ever get tired? They just keep ringing in the spirit!
- What seat does everyone want in church? The back row!
- Why did the bulletin go to therapy? It had too many issues.
- What’s a church’s favorite animal? A holy cow!
- Why did the candle feel special in church? It was lit with faith.
5. Prayer Jokes
Best Pick: Why don’t you ever argue during prayer? Because you don’t want to start a holy war!
- Why do people close their eyes when they pray? So they don’t check their phone!
- What do you call a prayer that’s quick? A fast blessing!
- Why did the bread pray? It kneaded to.
- Why did the child whisper during prayer? He didn’t want to wake up the angels.
- What did the prayer request say to the pastor? “You’ve got mail — heavenly mail!”
- Why did the cookie pray before dinner? It was about to crumble.
- What kind of phone does God use? A prayer-iPhone!
- Why did the farmer pray every day? He wanted his peas and quiet.
- Why did the pencil pray? To erase its bad points!
6. Heaven Jokes
Best Pick: Why is heaven so clean? Because it has no sin-dust!
- Why did the angel go to school? To get a halo A+!
- What do you call a musical group in heaven? The soul singers!
- What kind of pets are in heaven? Paws-itively perfect ones!
- What’s heaven’s favorite snack? Angel food cake!
- Why did the cloud smile in heaven? It saw a golden rainbow.
- What’s an angel’s favorite sport? Halo-hoop!
- Why did the harp get promoted in heaven? It always played by the rules.
- How do angels greet each other? “Halo there!”
- What do you call a day in heaven? A bless-ed day!
7. Angel Jokes
Best Pick: Why don’t angels get lost? Because they always follow the light!
- What do you call an angel who tells jokes? A laughangel!
- Why did the angel get a timeout? Too many harp pranks!
- How do angels bake cookies? With heavenly dough.
- What did the angel wear to the party? A robe and glow sticks!
- Why did the angel take the elevator? To get to cloud nine!
- What do you get when you cross an angel with a duck? A “quackarel”!
- Why did the angel write a book? To share a heavenly story.
- What do angels use to write? Feather pens — from their own wings!
- Why are angels such good listeners? They’ve got ears as big as their halos.
8. Pastor Jokes
Best Pick: Why did the pastor bring a pencil to church? To draw people closer to God!
- What’s a pastor’s favorite dessert? Psalm cake!
- Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the sermon? To reach new heights.
- Why was the pastor good at baseball? He had a lot of faith in his swing!
- What did the pastor say to the sleepy kid? “This sermon isn’t that long… yet!”
- Why did the pastor take a nap? Even sermons need rest.
- What’s a pastor’s favorite drink? Holy water (on ice)!
- Why don’t pastors tell scary stories? They prefer parables!
- Why did the pastor bring a map? He wanted to lead the right path.
- What’s the pastor’s favorite band? Jesus and the Disciples!
9. Christian Holiday Jokes
Best Pick: What’s a Christian’s favorite holiday food? Deviled eggs — prayed over first!
- What did the angel say on Christmas? “It’s lit — literally!”
- Why did Mary and Joseph skip room service? Because the inn was full!
- What do you call a funny Easter bunny? A hopostle!
- Why don’t shepherds use GPS? They already follow the star!
- Why was the baby Jesus so popular? He had a manger personality!
- What’s a Christian’s favorite Easter game? Hide and seek (like the tomb!)
- Why did the disciples throw a party? The stone was rolled away!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite holiday? All of them — He made them holy!
- What did the egg say at Easter? “Shell we pray?”
10. Clean Faith-Based Jokes
Best Pick: Why did the Bible stay warm? It was full of good spirit!
- What’s the Bible’s favorite music genre? Gospel, of course!
- Why did the page get baptized? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
- Why are Christians great at hide and seek? Because they’re good at seeking!
- What’s God’s favorite art style? The creation!
- Why are Bibles so wise? They’re full of proverbs!
- Why did the pew squeak? Too many Hallelujahs!
- What’s a Christian’s favorite type of math? Division — like loaves and fishes!
- Why did the cross apply for a job? It wanted to carry its own weight!
- What’s the Bible’s favorite bedtime story? Genesis — it all begins there!
Conclusion
There you go — over 100 Christian jokes for kids that are perfect for a good, clean laugh! Whether you’re telling them at church, around the dinner table, or just want to sprinkle in some joyful humor, these jokes will keep everyone smiling and blessed.