Searching for funny work jokes to lighten the mood in the office, Zoom call, or breakroom? Whether you’re a boss, employee, or just tired of meetings that could’ve been emails — this article has all the workplace humor you need. You’ve opened the right file — laughter is now in session!
1. Office Jokes
Best Pick: Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- My computer always crashes on Mondays — it needs a weekend too
- I told my boss I need a raise because I make cents… literal cents
- The stapler and I are attached now
- I asked my printer for a raise — it just kept jamming
- Every time I start working, I feel like my coffee starts quitting
- I’m on a seafood diet at the office — I see food and I eat it
- If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now
- I’m multi-tasking — procrastinating on several things at once
- The elevator’s the only thing getting a lift around here
2. Work from Home Jokes
Best Pick: I’m not late — I’m working in a different time zone… mentally!
- My commute is now from bed to kitchen to Zoom
- Pajamas are the new power suit
- My pet is now my most trusted coworker
- Working from home is 10% work, 90% asking “Can you hear me?”
- My snack breaks have turned into snack hours
- My webcam sees more of my ceiling than my face
- I never knew my neighbors had a rooster until my meetings
- I asked Alexa to do my emails — she just laughed
- My mouse is working harder than me — it never stops clicking
3. Boss Jokes
Best Pick: I told my boss three companies were after me — FedEx, Uber Eats, and Netflix
- My boss says we’re a team — just a really quiet one when it’s time to help
- My manager is great at delegating… especially blame
- I asked for feedback — got a PowerPoint on how not to exist
- My boss said “be creative,” so I drew cartoons in the report
- I put a sticky note on my desk: “Act busy — boss alert”
- If eye-rolling burned calories, I’d have a six-pack after meetings
- I work harder when my boss walks by — it’s called speed staring
- I’m on a boss-approved diet — full of meetings and no flavor
- Our boss said we’re family — that explains the yelling
4. Coworker Jokes
Best Pick: My coworker brings snacks to work — I bring sarcasm
- My coworker types so loud, I can hear them from another timezone
- I love my team — especially when they go home
- My coworker’s desk is cleaner than my life
- We’re all different — except at lunch, we’re all pizza
- I asked for help, my coworker sent me a meme
- I coughed once, and my coworker emailed HR
- The office fridge has more mystery than a detective show
- I said “good morning” and my coworker looked shocked
- We have one team rule — blame the intern
5. Meeting Jokes
Best Pick: This meeting could’ve been a nap
- I survived another meeting that could’ve been an email
- My favorite part of meetings is when they end
- I nod during Zoom calls to show I’m awake
- We had a meeting to plan a meeting — impressive
- The only thing we resolved was to meet again
- I turned my camera off just to dance during the meeting
- Meeting goal: Look busy, say nothing
- I brought snacks to the meeting — best idea ever
- I voted yes just to speed it up
6. Monday Jokes
Best Pick: Monday and I are in a love-hate relationship — I love to hate it
- Mondays should come with a snooze button
- I need coffee, silence, and more weekend
- My brain on Monday is buffering
- Is it Monday or part 8 of the weekend?
- I tripped over Monday and landed in chaos
- My favorite Monday activity? Complaining
- Mondays are just like mini-bosses in a video game
- Monday called — it wants your happiness
- I blinked and Monday happened
7. Email Jokes
Best Pick: I love sending emails — especially the ones I forget to attach files to
- My inbox is full, just like my schedule — and both are ignored
- I write emails with “Please see attached” — then forget the attachment
- My out-of-office reply is my most professional moment
- I use CC when I want people to ignore me politely
- I got an email from myself and still didn’t respond
- My subject line: “Quick Question” — ends in a 40-email chain
- I deleted all emails — my inbox is now empty and powerful
- Typo in an email? Time to change your name and move
- I reply-all just to share the awkward
8. Productivity Jokes
Best Pick: My work pace is like a sloth on coffee
- I finished my to-do list… from last week
- I reward myself with snacks every 5 minutes
- I got distracted halfway through being focused
- I plan my breaks better than my tasks
- I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient
- I started working, then my brain said “let’s not”
- I need a trophy for not getting distracted all day… almost
- My attention span is shorter than this sentence
- I’m busy… avoiding things
9. Overtime Jokes
Best Pick: I love overtime — said no one ever
- My pillow misses me when I do overtime
- I thought overtime meant extra nap
- I work overtime just to pay for more snacks at work
- Overtime is my wallet’s best friend and my sleep’s enemy
- I stayed late, so now I qualify for another weekend
- I’m working overtime for applause — and coffee
- The only thing working late gave me? A cold dinner
- My overtime reward was more work
- I’ve done so much overtime, I live here now
10. Coffee & Breakroom Jokes
Best Pick: Without coffee, office = off
- Coffee is my morning manager
- I don’t need therapy — I need caffeine
- I made peace with Monday — thanks to coffee
- The breakroom fridge is an archaeological site
- My mug says “world’s best” — no one argued
- I take lunch seriously — it’s my happiest hour
- My coffee talks to me — it says “don’t quit”
- I left my problems at the coffee machine
- Breakroom rule: Don’t microwave fish
Conclusion
And that’s the tea… or should we say coffee! Over 100 funny work jokes that you can use at the office, at home, or in your brain during your fifth Zoom call. Humor makes the job easier, so next time someone asks “What are you working on?” just say — my punchlines!